Bad Fashion: Santa Cruz
Following the rules of fashion is a tricky thing. Sometimes they need to be observed. Sometimes they should be broken. The trick and art is knowing when to break them. In this case today’s fashion victim broke one of the most sacred rules that rarely if ever should be broken. Mixing strong patterns is a dangerous game and not one to be fooled with by amateurs. This young man is forgiven because no one has ever taught him that green horizontal stripes and plaid shorts are a combination that no one should ever attempt.
Now as for the taller gentleman, he doesn’t get a pass for those cuffed jeans shorts. I hadn’t realized this abomination was attempting a return and I pray that this is a rare and non-repeated sighting.